This is from the same blogger: (She is hilarious).Why Having a Toddler is Like Living in Poltergeist If Poltergeist isn't one of your all-time family classics, well, your family is probably a little more balanced than mine. But really, who doesn't enjoy possessed trees, evil clowns, and angry, decomposing Native Americans? That's got quality time written all over it.10. Items reappear out of place mere seconds after you've put them away.9. In the dark, you sense an unwelcome presence in your room.8. You frequently resist the urge to run screaming from your own home.7. You're never really alone.6. You can't escape the voices calling your name.5. You could have sworn you just turned that light off.4. The TV has more power over your child than you do.3. You're often terrified by what you find under the bed.2. A very small person keeps telling you what to do, and strangely, you keep listening.1. You know that the only way you'll get any peace is a hotel room clear across town.