Wednesday, May 11, 2011

toddler=frat party

Been up since 4 am (Thanks Dakota!)- need something to make me laugh. Found it! Courtesy of Sh*t My Kids Ruined:

Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.
9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.
8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.
7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.
6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.
3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.
2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.
1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.
life at the frat house

1 comment:

  1. This is from the same blogger: (She is hilarious).

    Why Having a Toddler is Like Living in Poltergeist

    If Poltergeist isn't one of your all-time family classics, well, your family is probably a little more balanced than mine. But really, who doesn't enjoy possessed trees, evil clowns, and angry, decomposing Native Americans? That's got quality time written all over it.

    10. Items reappear out of place mere seconds after you've put them away.
    9. In the dark, you sense an unwelcome presence in your room.
    8. You frequently resist the urge to run screaming from your own home.
    7. You're never really alone.
    6. You can't escape the voices calling your name.
    5. You could have sworn you just turned that light off.
    4. The TV has more power over your child than you do.
    3. You're often terrified by what you find under the bed.
    2. A very small person keeps telling you what to do, and strangely, you keep listening.
    1. You know that the only way you'll get any peace is a hotel room clear across town.


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